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beentoswitzerland:

SELFIE ALERT! SELFIE ALERT! SELFIE ALERT!
I’m still here in New York City, also known as “The Big Apple” for reasons I could not even begin to research. More specifically, I’m in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater, where David Letterman hosts the Late Show FOR NOW. Like the rest of you, I read on Twitter that Stephen Colbert will be taking over the Ed Sullivan Theater next year. Personally, I find Colbert’s politics absolutely AWFUL, so I think this is a terrible decision.
But then, I still haven’t gotten the hang of this “selfie” thing, so I guess it’s a good thing I’m not making the decisions!
I still want to make the decisions.
I would have picked Ryan Seacrest to host the show. He’s just a really cool guy that I could see myself getting “shitfaced” with, as user talking-with-a-syllable-lisp suggested.
Unfortunately, I haven’t gotten shitfaced yet, since I can’t seem to find any bars to get shitfaced IN. I’m actually quite lost. I found the Ed Sullivan Theater by accident. Google Maps told me it was an Olive Garden.
beentoswitzerland:

SELFIE ALERT! SELFIE ALERT! SELFIE ALERT!
I’m still here in New York City, also known as “The Big Apple” for reasons I could not even begin to research. More specifically, I’m in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater, where David Letterman hosts the Late Show FOR NOW. Like the rest of you, I read on Twitter that Stephen Colbert will be taking over the Ed Sullivan Theater next year. Personally, I find Colbert’s politics absolutely AWFUL, so I think this is a terrible decision.
But then, I still haven’t gotten the hang of this “selfie” thing, so I guess it’s a good thing I’m not making the decisions!
I still want to make the decisions.
I would have picked Ryan Seacrest to host the show. He’s just a really cool guy that I could see myself getting “shitfaced” with, as user talking-with-a-syllable-lisp suggested.
Unfortunately, I haven’t gotten shitfaced yet, since I can’t seem to find any bars to get shitfaced IN. I’m actually quite lost. I found the Ed Sullivan Theater by accident. Google Maps told me it was an Olive Garden.

beentoswitzerland:

SELFIE ALERT! SELFIE ALERT! SELFIE ALERT!

I’m still here in New York City, also known as “The Big Apple” for reasons I could not even begin to research. More specifically, I’m in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater, where David Letterman hosts the Late Show FOR NOW. Like the rest of you, I read on Twitter that Stephen Colbert will be taking over the Ed Sullivan Theater next year. Personally, I find Colbert’s politics absolutely AWFUL, so I think this is a terrible decision.

But then, I still haven’t gotten the hang of this “selfie” thing, so I guess it’s a good thing I’m not making the decisions!

I still want to make the decisions.

I would have picked Ryan Seacrest to host the show. He’s just a really cool guy that I could see myself getting “shitfaced” with, as user talking-with-a-syllable-lisp suggested.

Unfortunately, I haven’t gotten shitfaced yet, since I can’t seem to find any bars to get shitfaced IN. I’m actually quite lost. I found the Ed Sullivan Theater by accident. Google Maps told me it was an Olive Garden.


beentoswitzerland:

I am spontaneous!
I decided to just pack my bags and fly to New York City! I’m here, right now! New! York! City!
!!!
The airline lost all the bags I packed, though. And I was mugged within minutes of stepping out of the airport. And my hotel reservations fell through. And someone just threw an entire cup of soda at me out their car window. I’m pretty sure it’s Orange Crush. Let me check.
Yes, I’m soaking in Orange Crush right now.
But I’m not going to let ANY of that dampen my enthusiasm! Even though I am very damp. And cold. I am going to see SO MUCH while I am here. I mean, I’m in Times Square and I already feel like I’ve seen SO MUCH.
Not as much as I saw in Switzerland, mind you, but a lot.
So, hey, what is there to do in New York?
beentoswitzerland:

I am spontaneous!
I decided to just pack my bags and fly to New York City! I’m here, right now! New! York! City!
!!!
The airline lost all the bags I packed, though. And I was mugged within minutes of stepping out of the airport. And my hotel reservations fell through. And someone just threw an entire cup of soda at me out their car window. I’m pretty sure it’s Orange Crush. Let me check.
Yes, I’m soaking in Orange Crush right now.
But I’m not going to let ANY of that dampen my enthusiasm! Even though I am very damp. And cold. I am going to see SO MUCH while I am here. I mean, I’m in Times Square and I already feel like I’ve seen SO MUCH.
Not as much as I saw in Switzerland, mind you, but a lot.
So, hey, what is there to do in New York?

beentoswitzerland:

I am spontaneous!

I decided to just pack my bags and fly to New York City! I’m here, right now! New! York! City!

!!!

The airline lost all the bags I packed, though. And I was mugged within minutes of stepping out of the airport. And my hotel reservations fell through. And someone just threw an entire cup of soda at me out their car window. I’m pretty sure it’s Orange Crush. Let me check.

Yes, I’m soaking in Orange Crush right now.

But I’m not going to let ANY of that dampen my enthusiasm! Even though I am very damp. And cold. I am going to see SO MUCH while I am here. I mean, I’m in Times Square and I already feel like I’ve seen SO MUCH.

Not as much as I saw in Switzerland, mind you, but a lot.

So, hey, what is there to do in New York?


beentoswitzerland:

I really enjoyed my trip to Switzerland other than that unfortunate incident with the horn that I still have nightmares about.
The nightmare always goes the same way: Some Swiss guy shoves a horn in my face and I blow into it and it is WAY TOO LOUD. I always wake up screaming, dressed only in the red and white boxers I bought in Switzerland (Have I mentioned that I have been to Switzerland?) and I always find myself outside, running toward whatever the nearest airport is.
But those nightmares are starting to fade! Really they are!
Anyway, the plane that brought me back home from Switzerland was overbooked, so they made me ride on the plane’s “saddle.” Apparently it’s a traditionally Switzish thing to do, and they’ve been doing it for generations! I will always miss Switzerland and all the friends I didn’t make there, but I was happy to be going back home.

This is a story about my friend Jack. beentoswitzerland:

I really enjoyed my trip to Switzerland other than that unfortunate incident with the horn that I still have nightmares about.
The nightmare always goes the same way: Some Swiss guy shoves a horn in my face and I blow into it and it is WAY TOO LOUD. I always wake up screaming, dressed only in the red and white boxers I bought in Switzerland (Have I mentioned that I have been to Switzerland?) and I always find myself outside, running toward whatever the nearest airport is.
But those nightmares are starting to fade! Really they are!
Anyway, the plane that brought me back home from Switzerland was overbooked, so they made me ride on the plane’s “saddle.” Apparently it’s a traditionally Switzish thing to do, and they’ve been doing it for generations! I will always miss Switzerland and all the friends I didn’t make there, but I was happy to be going back home.

This is a story about my friend Jack.

beentoswitzerland:

I really enjoyed my trip to Switzerland other than that unfortunate incident with the horn that I still have nightmares about.

The nightmare always goes the same way: Some Swiss guy shoves a horn in my face and I blow into it and it is WAY TOO LOUD. I always wake up screaming, dressed only in the red and white boxers I bought in Switzerland (Have I mentioned that I have been to Switzerland?) and I always find myself outside, running toward whatever the nearest airport is.

But those nightmares are starting to fade! Really they are!

Anyway, the plane that brought me back home from Switzerland was overbooked, so they made me ride on the plane’s “saddle.” Apparently it’s a traditionally Switzish thing to do, and they’ve been doing it for generations! I will always miss Switzerland and all the friends I didn’t make there, but I was happy to be going back home.

This is a story about my friend Jack.


Question I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS


Question KT, I FEEL LIKE THAT DID YOU THROW YOUR PHONE ACROSS THE OCEAN POST WAS DIRECTED AT ME. I am the worst texter ever.

YOU HAVE CAUSED ME SO MUCH HEARTACHE

Noooooooo!! I just thought the post was funny lololololz


Question what happened to jared and the rest of the formspring family? :(

Well, Alissa, Mia, and Jazzy are all on here. I think Jared creeps around on Facebook every now and again.